Mad Scientist

Eeee! I luff this picture so much, you have no idea. In every RP I've ever been in, I've been a scientist, the limitless possibilities are... well, limitless, I suppose. Argh, I had so much running commentary in my head while creating this, but I can't remember any of it now. I'll try my best with all the letters of the alphabet, but I was thinking much, much more. Trust me. Okay, so this is a character for SourTea's Ex. 22 story. It's gonna be pretty awesome, featuring many great artists, I'll see if I can get a link to it up here sometime soon. Feel free to download this and color it in if you wish, though I don't imagine anyone will want to.

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There are a few things you must do when drawing / coloring this guy:

1-MAKE HIM INSANE!! The craziest, bass-akward style you have ever used, with physical impossibilities and every pore, muscle and line just oozes "I'M F**CKIN' CRAZY!!! EeeAHWULSEYOURLEYHOU!JOLHO!!!!!"

2-He MUST have on big, gigantic, cool boots with straps and stuff.

3- He almost ALWAYS has his lab coat on. Only very rarely does he take it off, I wouldn't be surprised if he even sleeps with it on!

4- He is the palest person you have ever seen. (Oh! That reminds me! I'm officially the palest person at my school. For a while now I've been asking everyone to compare, and I've won them all!)

5- He is the skinniest person you have ever seen. (Oh man, he sounds so dreamy! I love em tall, scrawny, pale, insane, and nerdy!)

6- Have as much fun as humanly possible. Make him Zany. Make him evil. Make him the comic relief. Make him contradictory, make him egotistical. Whatever you want him to be, I designed this character with the intent of having him be as maleable as possible- have him fit your needs, not the other way around.

Letters:

A- Aaaahh ha hah hahhh.. his syringe. Or should I say, one of many. He is a scientist, a MAD scientist, who has mutated all of these people into half animal machines of destruction, all with the help of his beautiful hypodermic needles, absolutely dripping with poison and DNA ripping-and-reassembling substances, the limits of his seemingly magical syringes are your imagination. Very useful, and fun. Needles filled with unknown fluid make me giggle like a wee school girl.

B-The logo of his sciencey lab operation thingy. He was employed by the government to make these human animal destruction machines, so obviously he is not a part of the army himself. (Which makes me so sad, he would look UNBELIEVABLY KICK ASS in an army jacket style lab coat. Muahahah!) So that symbol will be seen everywhere (I think..) as a sign of his absolute power and ownership. It looks like it does because I think his last name startes with a W.

C-This lab coat is rather plain and white, feel free to jazz it up however you see fit. On the whole, however, I see his clothes as being gothic influenced clothes from the future, whether the story takes place in the future or not. Lots of shiny, prestine quality to the clothes, with metal integrated with fabric, to create the coolest clothes possible. Think of it this way: If Jhonen would wear it, this guy would wear it and bleach it white. And then add metal. And make it shiny. AND INSERT SYRINGE POCKETS!!! >

D-This is a kind of Elvira / trademark evil hood thingy, like what dracula has. I just can't draw it right. So think of a trench coat with a kind of vampiric backing hood thingy that stands up on end and frames the bottom of his head.

E-He has a kick ass large belt thingy, you just can't see it. Again, these clothes don't have to be exactly like this (because not a single human being wears the same clothes every day of the year) but this is just giving you a sense of what he likes. ...NNNNnnnoooooOOOOoooo... What gives you the idea that I'm superimposing my personal fashion choices and opinions upon him?

F-It's pointing to the belt buckle thing. When perspective goes WRONG!!! Waayy wrong. What the hell happened there? Well, anyway, it's supposed to be a belt buckle. xP

G-It's pointing to the bulbous cheese wedge looking thing attatched to his clothes, there. I know it looks aweful, but it's supposed to be some kind of futuristic latch thing that fastens the belts to his coat. OH!! I think I forgot to put a letter in for the belts! Well, he has belts on his lab coats, that he can either leave undone or tie up to form a very sinister looking dress hybrid thing that fastens his coat to itself, with some space inbetween to leave his legs room to walk and to show them and his amazing boots off. Ooh-lala!

H-What the hell happened here? I think it's the other side of that weird thing on the other shoe.. forget it. I'm insane. Oh but anyway I was thinking those weird long stretched out three dimensional things could be like fuel lines to- HOLY LORD! I forgot so much when I was putting the letters down! Well, do you see the weird metallic thing at the back of his right- our right shoe? I was thinking that could be like a rocket kinda thing that serves as a very incontrollable jet pack, so in a big chase he could activate it but then instantly start zooming in uncontrollable directions because they're attatched to his heels, the worst place he could of thought to put them. Haha. There's no way Hermes could have ever done it.

I-Why are these strap-buckle thingies so very two dimensional? Aaah!

J-What do you mean there's no J? Of course there is, you just have to keep looking! There totally is a J. I'm positive. I see it right now!

K-Some kind of odd metallic effect thingy gone wrong.

L-Of course, all nerdy types like himself (those dreamy nerd scientist goth men.. *swoons*) have pockets for their pens and such. However, if you see that much-smaller-than-it-should-be box in there? That's where he stores all his needles and poisons and DNA morphing potions and syringes and stuff, in a convinient easy-to-reach place! I just hope it isn't so very conviniently far away from his sight and physical body that he may have it stolen either while he's in the coat or not....

M-No, this isn't horrible 1 minute shading just to balence out the good shading in the beginning I did with the plain white coat! I really do care, honest!

N-His pants were excrutiatingly plain, so I added a creasey thing and some poor zebra stripes shading.

O-Shade shade shade, Shade shade shade, Shade yo' bootay. Shade yo' bootay! Oh god, his ass is so hideously malformed! Oh, the humanity! (Hey, maybe that's what the O stands for! Not likely, though...)

P-Horribly drawn shading highlight thingy. His boot looks like a crystal ball or something, and not a well drawn crystal ball, either!

Q-I can't draw circles to save my life. They're another kind of fastener thingy, really more there for decoration than anything else. But what can I say? The man likes his boots!

R-Wow. This is just simply horrible. It doesn't go with any of the other things, it's all wrinkly and out of place looking.

S-Here he is displaying how extremely scrawny and sickly thin he is. He is also so pale you could mistake him for being albino, except his eyes are not pink. And noooo... His gloves do match! Just keep looking, and maybe you'll find some similarities.. honest!

T-Horrible boot shading and perspective. Aww, hooey!

U-Why is this hand shaded so horribly different from the others? I don't know, why don't you try asking the artist. *runs off into the night*

V- Some kind of decorative stripe, thingy, gone horribly, HORRIBLY DEFORMED!! AAAHHH! IT'S GONNA EAT US ALL! SAVE YOURSELVES!!! If you leave this out, I won't blame you.

W- Although, since I understand all artists have their own style and such, and I know that this character is completely open to interpretation by each individual artist, I would much prefer if you make him crazy as a loon. Make his eyes spinning in opposite directions, make his smile cascade off his face and past all physical possibility. Make him look different than anything else you've ever drawn before, and make sure it's ugly. Because if you somehow manage to make this man look handsome or pretty, you're drawing him wrong. If he looks like you either want to stab him in the face, run away, or gawk in horror at what god has created when this one was sent to earth, than he's just how he should be. I still haven't perfected it...

X- No, it isn't impossible for hair to do that, he's a scientist. Maybe he invented.. something... more powerful than dried cement! Muahahahh! Also I had the idea that when he takes off his goggles his hair stands straight up, and that it only gets pushed back like that when the goggles are on, but I think he never removes his goggles ever. So the decision of what happens when they're gone is up to you, though I doubt we'll ever know the real answer.

Y- Unrealistic and sloppy shading is my specialty! Whoo! *I thought that was poorly drawn backgrounds...* Shut up! Nobody asked you, me! Grr... I am full of hate. And I'm all fat now.

Z- My signature thingy mabob. Please don't edit this out, or anything if you download this file. And if you do download it and color it or anything, put your signature hereabouts too! Twill look pretty shnazzy.

Okay! That's it! so.. umm... THEHAMCHAMBERWILLINCINERATEYOUALL!!!!!!!